i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep
LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS
is taking your pets to class an american thing?
alternate universe in which after putting the puck in the net, you have to tell a joke to the goalie and you only score if he laughs.
sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!
Stanley Cup Playoff Hockey.
There’s nothing like it, Because it’s the cup.
WHO THE FUCK IS WRITING THESE AND WHY DO THEY THINK THEY CAN PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS?